My husband and my dog - funny poem

I think that men and dogs are alike,
They have the same type of personality,
If you don't belive this to be true,
just relax and listen to my point of view.

My husband and my dog Rover,
They mean the world to me,
But every mating season,
There over at Mrs.Lee,

Rover loves them bitches,
My husband loves them sluts,
Between the both of them,
I think that they are nuts,

Rover loves to bark,
My husband thinks he can fight,
But with just a clap your hand,
They are both out of sight.


By:Nadia Stevens